Cookie Jars Quotes

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. In the United States, we've got this big debate, but we've got official paralysis - because they're the ones who had their hand caught most deeply in the cookie jar.

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.