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There are no miracles on Mondays.

#Miracle#Monday#Funny Monday
— Amy Neftzger

Sep 16, 2025

On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?

#Monday#Funny Monday
— A. A. Milne

Sep 16, 2025

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

#Funny Monday#Thirst#Goons
— Spike Milligan

Sep 16, 2025

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

#Kites#Wind#Doctors#Monday
— Tommy Cooper

Sep 16, 2025

Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.

#Sacred#Monday#Beans#Funny Monday
— Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Sep 16, 2025

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

#4th Of July Inspirational#4th Of July Wishes#4th Of July#American Patriotic
— H. Allen Smith

Sep 16, 2025

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