Honey Boo Boo Quotes

You guys might be surprised, but I am not Honey Boo Boo Child.

Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up.

Honey Boo Boo is a handful, baby. She says what she wants to say, does what she wants to do. Ive only seen, like, snippets, like one or two or three, you know, little shots of her, but yeah, shes a handful, baby.

Director Ken Burns revealed that his next documentary is about Franklin Roosevelt, and it's fourteen hours long...which sounds like too much, until you realize there's been over thirty hours of TV dedicated to Honey Boo Boo.

Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people.