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Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
Sep 16, 2025
You give me a @#$%& kazoo and I'll write you a good song.
What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo
Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?
I play a bunch of instruments, like piano, drums, guitar and bass. And the kazoo every now and then. I'm trying to learn how to play the trumpet and the saxophone. That's what I'm learning how to play.
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.
I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.
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