Nerdfighter Quotes

Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that.

We did a few things worth remembering, and I wish for someone to remember them.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

Hank, when people call people nerds mostly what they're saying is,'You like stuff'.

She loved mysteries so much that she became one.

It is so hard to leave-until you leave.

It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.

When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'you like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all, like, 'you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human conscience.

…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.

Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.

I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?', that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, 'what's plastic?'.

Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing... 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast.

You don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.