Suze Simon Quotes

Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too.

What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon's imagination

If all people became ghosts my social life would be so over" - Suze Simon in the Mediator

I'm sorry, Heather, but everything was not just fine before I got here. You know how I know that? Because you're dead. Okay? You are dead. Dead people don't have lockers, or best friends, or boyfriends. You know why? Because they're dead.-Suze Simon