Sweets And Desserts Quotes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.

Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

There are two kinds of people in the world, observers and non-observers.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!