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"Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know."

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The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.

— George Bernard Shaw

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Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.

— Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

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