"Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic."

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We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

— Jeff Foxworthy