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— David Letterman"Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'"
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Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.
— David Letterman
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There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.
— Jay Leno
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