David Letterman Quotes | Today would have been the birthday of Osama b...

"Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party."

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I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

— Jeff Dunham

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Most Muslims don't want to live in some Taliban-style utopia, which is what bin Laden and allied groups are offering.

— Peter Bergen

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