Jeff Dunham Quotes | I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden i...

"I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'"

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So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

— Kurt Vonnegut

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Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

— David Letterman

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