"As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway."

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In the railroads, some people read clearly printed departure signs and then proceed to ask several times what they say. On airplanes, they demand things they know they cannot have. In their cars, they load up, drive away and then suddenly realize they don't know where they're going.

— Lucinda Franks