"I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class."
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The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?
— Steve Martin
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
— Walter Matthau
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