Demetri Martin Quotes | The reason you often get in comedy is because...

"The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid."

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Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

— Doug Benson

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We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

— Bill Maher

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