Eddie Cantor Quotes | Marriage is an attempt to solve problems toge...

"Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own."

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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

— Sam Kinison

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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!

— George Lopez

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