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— Emo Philips"I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back."
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Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
— Bob Newhart
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I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!
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