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"I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!"

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I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

— Emo Philips

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Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?

— Greg Giraldo

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