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"I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens."

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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

— Harold Ramis

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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

— Andy Samberg

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