"I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi."

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I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he's talking about, 'Aw yeah, I slit this guy in the throat and then I stuck a grenade up this guy's ass.' He's describing it in all this detail, and that makes me uncomfortable. I don't think that's good for him.

— Jonathan Gottschall