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"I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money."

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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

— Lewis Black

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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

— George Carlin

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