George Burns Quotes | If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get...

"If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer."

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Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

— Carl Reiner

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

— Billy Connolly

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