George Carlin Quotes | Standing ovations have become far too commonp...

"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another."

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If you think you're boring your audience, go slower not faster.

— Gustav Mahler

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In the theatre the audience want to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

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