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— Henny Youngman"My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree."
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You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
— Harvey Korman
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Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.
— Anne Lamott
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