Jerry Saltz Quotes | I have never really cooked, don't know how to...

"I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much."

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I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

— Gabrielle Union

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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

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