"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."

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I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.

— George Carlin