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"Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen."

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If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.

— Aberjhani

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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.

— Walter Lord

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