Joe E. Lewis Quotes | A man is never drunk if he can lay on the flo...

"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."

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Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.

— Samuel Johnson

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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

— Dick Gregory

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