Johnny Carson Quotes | Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and d...

"Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples."

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A metallurgist is someone who can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she's virgin material or a common ore.

— Brian Johnson

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In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

— Pablo Francisco

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