Kristen Schaal Quotes | Fingernails are for opening things and toenai...

"Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground."

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The prize I value most was given to me 60 years ago. I was named the girl with the cleanest fingernails.

— Beryl Bainbridge

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Our fingernails match our toenails, match our lipstick match our rouge...The habit of applying warpaint outlasts the battle.

— Angela Carter

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