"You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive."

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It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.

— Laura Kightlinger