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"I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it."

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Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

— Dudley Moore

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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

— Clement Freud

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