"Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?"

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...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.'

— Mark Twain