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— Mena Suvari"Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart."
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Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with my grandmother, I can't fart for, like, two hours.
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Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
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