"People are like, "Oh, I want to make your eyes almond." I don't have almond eyes! Why are you trying to change my eye shape?"

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Everybody dies. There’s nothing you can do about it. Whether or not you eat six almonds a day. Whether or not you believe in God. (Although there’s no question a belief in God would come in handy. It would be great to think there’s a plan, and that everything happens for a reason. I don’t happen to believe that. And every time one of my friends says to me, “Everything happens for a reason,” I would like to smack her.)

— Nora Ephron