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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
— Mitch Hedberg
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