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— Mitch Hedberg"I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito."
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
— Rick Riordan
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Amos sipped his coffee. "Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos." I blinked. "Did you say-" "Carter," Sadie warned. She looked a little queasy, like she'd already had this conversation. "Don't ask.
— Rick Riordan
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