Mitch Hedberg Quotes | Rice is great if you're really hungry and wan...

"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.

— William J. Clinton

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Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousands of miles and all the years you have lived.

— Helen Keller

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