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"Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick."

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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

— Bob Hope

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Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.

— Ken Venturi

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