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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

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God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

— Jim Norton

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Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

— Mae West

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