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— Rob Delaney"Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan."
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Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.
— Henry Rollins
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I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
— Stephen Colbert
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