Black Friday Quotes

Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America. Right along with the frenzied rise of shoppers willing to fight each other at retail outlets across America, we've been steadily, for the last 30 years, watching the destruction of organized labor ... of decent pay and wages and conditions for working people. ... We have Black Friday today because the wealthy elite have strangled their workers for 32 years, ever since Ronald Reagan's election.

For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe.

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.

Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season.

You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.

We live in a consumer culture, and Black Friday is like the July 4th of that culture. It might be good not to live in this culture, but it terms of what we can do to make people safer at big sales, it seems more useful to try to avoid dangerous crowd conditions.