Steven Wright Quotes | Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm u...

"Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious."

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If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up.

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The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.

— Edwina Currie

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