"I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass."

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You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.

— Dave Barry