Tommy Cooper Quotes | Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was d...

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

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Bill Gates'd be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.

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Memories are like stones, time and distance erode them like acid.

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