Tucker Max Quotes | Halloween revolves around delicious candy, ex...

"Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven."

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I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana

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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

— Tucker Max

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