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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

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A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

— Thomas Fuller

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

— Henny Youngman

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