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"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."

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Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive.

— Nigel Farage

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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

— W. C. Fields

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