Wally Lamb Quotes | Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled awa...

"Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat."

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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

— Henny Youngman

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Desks are terrible places, no matter how many wheels a chair might have. You can't do much about how drawers fill up.

— Gary Lutz

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