"Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask."
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You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
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I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
— Doug Stanhope
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